Question: Who wears the pants between you and Mrs. Mewie?

That answer is quite obvious. To give you an idea, a co-worker noticed a pattern in how I behave and respect my wife. So she sent these permissions slip forms to make our lives easier and transparent.

Here’s mine:

Here’s Mrs. Mewie’s:

You may laugh. I know I did.  I also know men who may cry when they realize how applicable these forms are to their lives.  Happy wife, happy life? I tend to think so.  To think any other way sounds like a path towards chaos, suffering and insanity.